My+favorite+jokes

DOS never says: //Excellent Command or Filename.//

Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted.

Bad Command or Filename - Incompetent user.

To shutdown your computer //type Win//.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Press CTRL-ALT-DEL for your IQ-test.

User Error... Replace User!

Programmers never die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

Windows VirusScan 1.x -- "Windows found. Remove it (Y/N)?"

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game (Y/N)?

This message is from God Gates: //Rebooting the World. Please, log off.//

Government Economist Virus: //Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.//

The policeman is asked at the examination: -- Do you like Toulouse Lautrec? -- I don't like to lose anything.

//What is ... stands for?//

IBM -- I Buy Macintosh PENTIUM -- Produces Erronous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics Intel -- I Never Test Enough Logic